“I Shaved My Balls For This?” from the InnerForge Twisted Stoic Collection.

A bold mix of Greek humor and timeless Stoic irony, this design shows a marble bust of an ancient philosopher holding a modern set of electric clippers.

His calm but disappointed expression says it all:  Centuries may change, but human absurdity does not.

The design is inspired by the Stoic writer Seneca, who said, “We suffer more in imagination than in reality” and captures that feeling when our effort and expectation collide with reality, and we can only laugh at the outcome.

The black and white artwork gives the piece a sculptural, museum-like quality, while the phrase beneath it delivers the punchline.

This is wearable philosophy with a wink and a reminder to take life seriously, but not yourself.

Perfect for anyone focused on self-improvement, discipline, and personal excellence. Whether you are an entrepreneur, soldier, sailor, marine, airman, coast guardsman, hustler, leader, legend, lifter, dreamer, doer, or thinker, this piece fits your mindset. It is also ideal for anyone living the Greek life, proud alumni, or those who want to gift a friend or brother who embodies strength, humor, and purpose.

Embrace comfort and style with this unisex garment-dyed t-shirt. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it provides a soft feel that you'll love wearing all day long. The relaxed fit and medium fabric weight make it ideal for casual outings, cozy nights in, or hanging out with friends. Available in a vast selection of 58 colors, this t-shirt adds a splash of personality to any outfit. Perfect for a wide range of occasions, it’s a great choice for gifts on birthdays, holidays, or just to treat yourself. Whether you're attending a local event or simply lounging at home, this t-shirt is a versatile staple for everyone, from fashion enthusiasts to comfort seekers.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a tailored fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity.
- Designed without side seams for a smooth, attractive look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft color finish and comfortable texture.
- Made from 100% cotton for ultimate comfort and breathability.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: InnerForge Discipline Apparel, info@shopinnerforge.com, 1228 Kingsland Cir, Raymore, MO, 64083, US

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean