“Premeditatio Espresso” from the Twisted Stoic Collection.

A clever blend of ancient philosophy and modern caffeine culture.

This design gives a lighthearted twist to the Stoic idea of Premeditatio Malorum, which means "the premeditation of evils" or the practice of mentally preparing for difficulties before they happen.

But in this version, the challenge is simple: facing the morning without coffee.

The image shows a philosopher deep in contemplation over his cup of espresso, as if it contains the wisdom of the ages.

It is part humor, part philosophy, and all attitude. The design captures the same focused calm that the Stoics preached, just with a modern morning ritual to match.

This shirt is a reminder that preparation, perspective, and a strong cup of coffee can turn any day into an opportunity for discipline and growth. Laugh, think, sip, and keep your mind steady before you face the grind.

Perfect for anyone obsessed with self improvement, discipline, and personal excellence. Whether you are an entrepreneur, soldier, sailor, marine, airman, coast guardsman, hustler, leader, legend, lifter, dreamer, doer, or thinker, this piece is made to match your mindset. It is also ideal for anyone living the Greek life, proud alumni, or those who want to gift a friend or brother who embodies strength, humor, and purpose.

Elevate your casual wardrobe with this stylish Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt. Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt offers an incredibly soft texture and a relaxed fit, perfect for all-day comfort. Available in a wide array of 58 colors, it easily integrates into any outfit, making it a versatile addition to your collection. The unique garment-dyed process gives each shirt a lovely, worn-in feel that adds character. This tee is ideal for anyone who loves casual, laid-back fashion. Perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or just because, this shirt resonates with individuals who appreciate quality and style in their everyday wear.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching ensures durability and longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a cleaner look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique colors.
- Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton for lasting comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: InnerForge Discipline Apparel, info@shopinnerforge.com, 1228 Kingsland Cir, Raymore, MO, 64083, US

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean